Allyn reporting

Well. It's Christmas. I got an iPod. I'm happy. And our clan isn't doing great. There's me. And maybe Cameron. And Shawn. No other mormons I guess play. But yeah. Merry Christmas to all. Not happy holidays, merry Christmas. 'Cause we're Mormons.

A Very Happy Holidays To All

I Know I am the only one who even knows this site exists but what the hey, i've got time to kill. Just wishing all mormon gamers who havent quit our caln yet, and anyone, for that matter who stumbles across this lonely little forsaken blog, and very happy holiday season and new year. Big news, I just found out today that one of our members, Mormon Mustang, has also aquired an XBOX 360. This was a great investment on his part and Would be on yours as well if you havent already. K that's all for now. Merry Christmas Again.

Not Like Anyone Reads These, But....

I GOT AN XBOX 360!!!!! I WAITED IN LINE FOR 5 HOURS OUTSIDE A WHOLESALE STORE IN MY CAR ON THE SIDEWALK. It was pretty sweet. I also got


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perfect_Dark_Zero

Which is a Really REally Great Game. My Focuses will be on that from now on, but i will be spotted playing Good Ol' Halo 2 from time to Time. I also Got a New Gamer Tag...

http://live.xbox.com/member/Cam Jacobson

And if you click on either of those, magical things will happen. Yes, it is true, I Have Returned.
Peace out Homieees

A Sad Sad Day For The Chick Magnet

OK Here it is Short and sweet, mostly because Blogger suddenly went down for maintainance and erased my long post I already had typed. This is To Inform you that I Cameron, Chick Magnet CJ, am Done Online. My 2 Month Card Expired and I don't wanna pay 50 bucks for something i'm not gonna ever use with School up and running. Also I am saving money slowly for the Uber Amazing XBOX 360. That's All. Maybe I should be replaced by another Clan member.... I will leave this up to Allyn. Goodbye and Thanks

An ugly clan match

Well, it was not a very pretty site in the 3v3 clan match. We got mopped up. And the other Clan Sofakingwitoded seemed to be playing very cheaply. And it was annoying. We hated it. So, it was netrual bomb, and we take the hog and ghost to the bomb, but too late, we get blown out of there. Then, the sniping begins. And that's all they did. I bet if we played them and they couldn't use snipers, we would have wasted. 'Cause either they were cheating, or they spend their every waking moment sniping.

So, they toyed with us, and easily defeated us. And then afterwards they were talking a lot of smack. And it was stupid. 'Cause I hate snipers. And that is all, here's the stats.

Now I Have Power Too

Hi this is Cameron, And I am posting on regards to our Recent Clan Match Games. Since Allyn's last post there have been 5 Clan Matches Played, and 2 Wins. Allyn, Brained my Damage, Me, Chick Magnet CJ, and Shawn, Mormon Mustang were the ones who were present for all of these matches.

The First was 1 Flag CTF Fast On Lockout And wow, I am glad we had Allyn. He has CTF down to an art there and can score in under 30 seconds, and if he didn't score, he would plop it right at the top, so we could score for him. Bungie is really cool because under Game Veiwer, if it is a CTF game, you can see the path the Flag took to get to the Base. You should check this out, haha it is like a straight line when it should have curved all over and what not. Thanks Allyn for your Expertise on that one. We ended up winning 2 to 1, w00t.

Next game was Team Crazy King at Ivory tower and we dominated. We won with a Total score of 2:00 to 52 seconds, and a good effort was put forth by all. Game #3 was BR Slayer at Collosus and, well we did about twice as good as our last encounter there, losing 50-32. We then took a break and did some custom games, which are always fun, and then quickly played two more before we all had to go. Secong to last game was CTF classic at Warlock. Classic means Touch return on, AND flag at home to score. Unfortunately for us, those little quirks cost us the game. Many times we got their flag all the way back into our base, sitting within scoring perimeters, and one dude form there team would jump in and ZOOM there it goes, back to there base just before one of us could respawn and score, too bad.

The Final Game was straight up Team Slayer at Assension, and let me tell you, I did horrible, and without a doubt cost our team the match. I would spawn either within BR range of one or two of their guys, or be instantly killed by their freakin' sniper. Ohh well. Current Clan

Standings: 11 Games, 3 wins, 1 tie, 7 losses. It's Unfortunate, but clan matches are the hardest matches to win. No matter how good you are, playing level 25 Team slayer is twice as easy as playing level 3 Clan Matches. We will not quit due to a few losses, however, we WILL continue to play, and just win alot more so that we can have a positive record. Um Clan Matches, until otherwise noted, must be played with at Least one Overlord present. I may be incorrect but unless Allyn states otherwise, I believe that is how it is going to be done. Otherwise nobody will be able to report on it. Also, I believe that people who help play in clan matches, and especially help WIN clan matches, will eventually be Promoted. Until then, All will stay as Members, and nobody will be degraded to Peon.

Well, I guess that is all for now, This Concludes my first Post On our Clan Blog. http://www.bungie.net/Stats/ClanGameList.aspx?clan=Mormons%20%20R%20%20Us
That is Our Stats page, I will try and get it a permanent place on the site, but Maybe only Allyn can do that. That's it goodbye.

First Real Clan Matches

Chick Magnet CJ, Mormon Mustang, and myself logged on some clan matches today. We played three in total, and we started out strong, and everything went downhill after that. The first was 3-plots on Turf, against X2nd AccountsX. A good game that we had. We won by 30 seconds. But, we had a pretty strong lead for the entire game. Here's the stats.

The second game was slightly worse, but we still did alright. It was Assault on Zanzibar, against Dunkn Monkeys. We were on defense to start off. And we were defending well. But, then they came in, killed a couple of us. And as soon as I respawned, Chick Magnet died, so we had no one to stop the arming of the bomb. I go charging in, shooting at the guy, and fall down on him, and try to beat him down, but I caught nothing but air on my swing. So, he arms the bomb. The next one, they all got up on the roof superjumping, and there was no way we could get the bomb in there. But, luckily, one of their guys quit, so we had an advantage. On their turn, we stopped them. And then, we had one final chance, and succeeded. We ended in a tie, and the stats are here.

And, the third match ended in a loss for us. It was slayer on Colossus, against Purest Pwnage. And we did horrible. We just couldn't kill the other team. And we got creamed, followed by a lot of smack talk. No other comments will be given on this game-it was an utter disaster. Stats here, but be warned, they are pretty bad.


But, us 3 did get to enjoy some custom games together, as well as some training. It was a lot of fun, good to meet the team. Hope others will post here, and be able to join up in our custom games or matchmaking, or maybe even some clan matches.

New Clan Image

I just recently made an image, signature, whatever you'd like to call it, using photoshop. And, it's for the clan. So, post a comment on how you like it, or if you can come up with something better, I'd love to see it and put it on the blog. Right now, I'm trying to get it up on the top of the page, but it's not cooperating very well right now. Maybe it will show up in a bit. But, here's what it looks like: